So inside my apartment, on the ground floor, there are security monitors for the cameras inside each of the elevators. Every time I'm waiting I love to watch people in those elevators, who think they're not being watched. I guess I suppose it's quite funny, because when people think they're all alone, no matter how reserved they appear in public, they do some weird things. I definitely know I do, I sing and dance and try out different facial expressions, but then again, I do that in public normally (maybe not that last one). But anyways, normally, I just see people picking their teeth or checking their face or whatever, but today I saw a woman kind of swaying to a beat, then slap her ass several times to a rhythm. It was literally the ass slap dance movement. I was just amazed. I'm pretty sure that's what it was, but I could be wrong. Anyways, when she got off the elevator, she turned out to be this middle aged woman and it was a little awkward. I turned away and took the other elevator.